March 10, 2008
gigs
YES TVPS ARE PLAYING 12 BAR CLUB THIS THURSDAY 13TH..ON ABOUT 10PM
March 8, 2008
1980 Peel Session repeat on 6 Music this Thu
typical im the last to know about this.. .i do actually sing as well on dorian..just preferred jowes camp voice..
bbc charge
earth to release stuff.one day maybe will bootleg it..fuck em i say.
its also the session where joe argued with empire on drums and nearly capitated him with a cymbal..
the producer locked
the door on them in fear..dale griffin..ex mott the hoople.
February 26, 2008
gigs
tvps german dates are
friday august 15..cologne. .c/o pop festival
sat aug 16th..hamburg dockville festival
TVPS ARE CONFIRMED TO PLAY THE TRUCK FESTIVAL IN ABENDON ON SATURDAY JULY 19TH late afternoon on main stage.
ARTISTE LINE UPS FOR THE TWO DAYS SOON TO BE CONFIRMED.
January 24, 2008
gigs
TELEVISION PERSONALITIES CAN CONFIRM THEY WILL PLAY THIS YEARS TRUCK FESTIVAL IN ABINGDON,OXFORDSHIRE.
THE TWO DAY FESTIVAL
TAKES PLACE SAT/SUN 19,20TH JULY.
SECONDLY,THE BAND HAVE AGREED TO RECORD A RADIO SESSION FOR MARK RILEY SHOW ON BBC 6.
AS THE RECORDING WILL BE MADE IN
MANCHESTER THERE IS A LIKELIHOOD OF A GIG IN MANCHESTER TO CO-INCIDE.
TO BE CONFIRMED IS LONDON SHOW FRI/SAT 15/16 FEBRUARY..ANTI FOLK FESTIVAL AT LODON 12BAR CLUB.
WATCH THIS SPACE.
January 8, 2008
The Good Anarchist
domino deal was a one off..still possible next album will be with them..they are very easy going..they have said they definitely
are keen to continue being our publishers.
open to negotiations of course..not talking deals till album is complete and
its very close to being finished.true its first non dan a side
BUT the song will appear on the new album with extra lyrics
and vocals by moi..still johannas song..
you should try find her solo stuff on you tube/my space..under name neurotic sweethearts.
.great stuff..
January 3, 2008
LIVE SHOWS
TV PERSONALITIES CONFIRM THEY HEADLINE DEATH DISCO AT NOTTING HILL
ARTS CLUB ON WEDNESDAY JAN 9TH...ON STAGE AT 11PM PROMPT
SUPPORT FROM ROSAMUND..ONSTAGE AT 10PM
ON THURSDAY JAN 17TH TVPS SHOWCASE THE RHYTHM FACTORY WITH SPECIAL
GUESTS TO BE ANNOUNCED.
THE NEW TVPS 7" IS NOW IN THE SHOPS..
THE GOOD ANARCHIST/SHES ALWAYS
BEEN THERE FOR ME
ON ELEFANT RECORDS OF SPAIN
January 2, 2008
Japanese reissue of DTKJLI
ha!there was one japanese article some years ago that translated iknow where syd barrett surfs!!!!..syd on a surfboard!!!
!!,,
u canttranslate cocteau twins in ringish let alone japanese...hiccup sugar anyone????..
December 31, 2007
New TVPs single - The Good Anarchist
tvps japanese reissues contain no bonus or rare tracks..we dont play that game.they are simply reissued in new packaging for
japan only where they cannot get the original or previous reissues..
the packaging is diff in so much as suprise its mostly
in japanese!th e first reissue singles 77-87 is not strictly chrnological..
it does include bridget riley and my imaginary
friend which featured on the very rare irish ep on fantastic plastic..
you me and lou reed.why that said track and the
fourth track which escapes my mind are not on the cd ..well i dont know.
next reissue is the painted word at beginning of february..hope this helps.
cheers,
dan
December 31, 2007
Japanese reissue of DTKJLI
its simply a reissue just for the japenese market because its in demand and th eprevious reissue is not avaialble..
i would
never complemplate bonus or rarities tracks..id rather burn in hot oil.
difference is the packaging is mostly in japanese
as you,d expect.painted word follows in few weeks..
the singles collection 77-87includes bridget riley and my imaginary
friends..apparently sought after by televisionados. .
hope that answers your trainspotting question.
December 30, 2007
More news
actually in the end i had a great time last few days..managed to swap to another night shelter in euston and it was terrific
fun..
honestly. .really nice vibe.still few loons but everyone ttreated great..volunteer staff were great..
i even joined
in with stuff instead of being moody..won the general knowledge quiz last thiursday..donated my prize to local hospital..
becos
im that kind of guy..biggest fucking tin of chocolates ever..surrendered my crown two days later to pretty undergraduate volunteer
by one point..
i fluffed on the science questions..im now addicted to kareoke which we had a couple of times..
my rendition
of FIX YOU IN A DAVID BOWIE STYLEE WENT DOWN IN A STORM OF GIGGLES.NERVEWRACKI NG..SOONER DO GIGS ANYTIME..
MON DIEU I
WAS SOBER..
SO ALAN WASS HAS A HISTORY?HMM. .HE,LL HAVE A GRAVESTONE SOON AS WELL..
STRANGELY THOUGH SPENT NIGHT IN SOMEONES HOUSE
WITH HIM AND HE WAS PERFECTLY OK COMPANY..OBVIOUSLY HE HAS HIS OWN AGENDA..
THE SINGLE SHOULD BE IN SISTER RAY AND ROUGH
TRADES MONDAYNEW YEARS EVE..THEN GENERALLY AVAILABLE IN WEEK OR TWO DEPENDING ON RECORD COMPANY..
SEE YOU ALL AT DEATH
DISCO WED JAN 9TH I HOPE.
DT
December 25, 2007
Christmas and news
i,m presently in the hell hole that is crisis at xmas and my god its hell this year..
open drugtaking and dealing..over
riding feeling of menace and half people here are not homeless anyway,
fucking bbc stuck a camera in my face while i was computer this morning i went ballistic..others were queing up to be seen
on bbe website and tbbc tvp..
everynight no sleep..crackheads and smakkies turning up in early hours to cause mayhem..its
lawless in here ..
building is unsafe..261 city road,nr old street..its on till sunday..
i urge anyone with warped curiosity
to come and have a look...its a fucking holiday camp for some of these..
not against lonely people having company and saving
on bills but there is a fucking hiearcy in here..
on a rock n roll note
tvps play alan mcghees club DEATH DISCO ON WED JAN 9th at notting hill arts club
gig 2..thursday 17th RHYTHM FACTORY,LONDON( NOT WITH PETE DOHERTY!!)
TVPS NEW SINGLE WILL BE SNEAKILY AVAILABLE AT SISTER RAY,ROUGH TRADE SHOPS,EXOCTICA, MINUS ZERO BY THE WEEKEND.
OFFICIALL
RELEAS SHOULD BE .JAN 7TH OR 14TH..
ALSO AVAILABLE IS JAPENESE CD REISSUE OF AND DONT THE KIDS JUST LOVE IT..STRICTLY LIMITED
AMOUNTS AVAILABLE..
IF U CANT GET TO LONDON SHOPS EMAIL THE GROUP OR MY PERSONAL EMAIL DANJTREACY@YAHOO. COM AND WE CAN
GET COPYS TO YOU..PRICE NEGOTIABLE.
MORE NEWS TO FOLLOW>br>
DAN
December 11, 2007
TVP Pete Doherty support slot next Sunday
yes we are playing as guests on sun 16th dec with petedoherty. ..happens it happens..its not a world title fight..will be
nice x
August 14, 2007
ROCK
tvps are talking to promoters for berlin,maybe couple of other shows too in germany,
will keep you posted,
hopefully we may get there mid october or november time..we are definitely playing greece between october 23-26th,
be seeing you,
dan
August 9,, 2007
ROCK
TVPS WANT TO ROCK GERMANY...COME ON YOU PUSSUES...WHAT YU SCARED OF....DANS GUITAR STULL GOES UP TO TEN
July 23, 2007
Komm nach Berlin
thanks to everyone who has supplied berlin venues for tvps..i,m efinitely going to arrange something.
tvps can announce we are playing in ATHENS greece..provisional ly oct26,27th.. the seond show an unplugged one.
x
daniel
July 14, 2007
Svee-Dan
upright?..they fxxking glued me to the floor..i did not fall down once though i spent most of the next day in an horizontal
position..
but enough of my private life baby..LEAVE IT OUT!
TRAMPY LOOKING? DRIBBLE,?STAINES? (EES nice!)you see! i did make an effort!
i spent most of the night before desperately
trying to get rid of spunk stains on my trews..
a little bit of marc almond under there a littl bit of..jealousy will get
you everywhere.. mostly in th tabloids..
and as sticky mike from the tvps(now theres class..) said on the flight home..mein
gott(or something fambeur in a dickonensian manner) would say..
mike said .."that chap with the bouffant..(at this point
i thought he said criossant so i had to rush to the bog(becos im a bleeding commener)..
( at least my school was appoved...)
food!..i tell you what chaarlie dickon looked a bleeeeeeeeeding wreck on th way back to blighty.....
......... .........
.......he was drinking kung...ha! we had krug! and i dont usually drink champagene..
...there are oiks,masters of oik,there
wifes..i tested charlie to an If......contest. ....its not worth playing the seomd leg..
some gentlemen play with there
lego..some chap get their legover..me and monsieur de ball were on first nam,e terms with quentin..
my ledgendary mother
did for him in beaufort street..sweet dreams mr dickens hop the seamen cum an visit you..
bring me sunshine(its all the
rage where i live)...
i shoul not be so harsh..mayb it was a bad hair day for mr.pikkytewitch. ..
next time sir..dont be shy to ask for a lend of my cut throat.
hmmmm....tasty pies..tbc(treacy home office(sic). .ret..
july 14, 2007
Komm nach Berlin
you arrange a gig tvps will come......
july 13, 2007
rip it up
HELLO..NICE VIDEOS OF RIP IT UP FEST ON YOU TUBE
LINE UP WAS
ME..GUITAR,VOCALS, ALCOHOL
MIKE !STICKY!STONE. .BASS,LITTLE LESS ALCOHOL
KEV MANN..DRUMS, MAGIC TRICKS,AS MUCH ALCOHOL AS ME I RECKON BUT MOSTLY BACARDI
JOHANNA LUNDSTROM..VOCALS, DRESS,BEER
UNFORTUNATELY AUTHORITIES YANKSIDE WOULD NOT GET TEXAS BOBS PASSPORT SORTED IN TIME..
JOHN BENNET HAD COMMITMENTS IN LONDON
BUT WILL RETURN..AND FOR THE RECORD I BROKE E STRING ON FIRST CHORD OF FIRST SONG..
DID GIG WITH THE OTHER FIVE..I BELIEVE
IT WAS A BROWN GUITAR BUT WITH CLEVER USE OF LIGHTING I GOT AWAY WITH IT..
SEE YOU ALL AT
EITHER OR BOTH DENMARK ST FEST ANYONE GOING EMAIL ME..WE COULD MET UP IF IM SOCIABLE..DT X
july 13, 2007
rip it up
it was a smashing festival ....well done JOHAN AND GANG
xxxxxxx
DANIEL
july 3, 2007
tvps vs sweden
GOTHENBURG.. LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!.. BE AFRAID..BE VERY AFRAID..AND DONT GO INTO THE WOODS!
TVPS REQUEST YOUR COMPANY JULY 6,7
july 3, 2007
tvps vs sweden
hello,
Daniel here.Just to reassure the young people of Gothenburg Sweden that we the tvps have shiny new shoes and
cravats,and
a new dress for our chanteusse Yohanna all ready for our trip to your wunnerful country.
All we have to do now is pack our cucumber sandwiches and hip flasks and we shall be seeing you soon.
Anyone who wants to greet us at the airport in Gothenburg can travel with us on choo choo train to saffle for the rip it up
festival.
We shall mostly be playing a et of experimental jazz and
improvisation.
You are all welcome to bring cameras etc..if you do want to film then introduce yourselfs to us..
we are filming too..maybe
you may get some good footage we can use.
We will be there on first day of festival ,we play on second day.
DOCOME AND SAY HELLO.pREFERABLY BEARING GIFTS OF STRONG
ALCOHOL.
PLEASE..NO FISH.
Looking forward to getting lost in the woods
June 27, 2007
unpaid royalties
and by the way damaged goods did eventually pay royalties,
we spent it on lashings of ginger bers and new boots,
alls well that ends well..
June 27, 2007
unpaid royalties
May 18, 2007
surprise tvps show
unfortunately jb drumman is bedridden..so we ave some old bloke who played in some sixties band called the creation?
filling
in..daniel will be performing his new pyrotechnics. .(batteries not included()
May 16, 2007
surprise tvps show
watch this space a little later for news of late night tvps show this coming saturday in Londons west end
......... .all
will be revealed later.
daniel
May 13, 2007
ha ha..just looked at u tube..i learned that apparently i do not help new bands and are therefore aprick...
i think there
are more than a few people and bands who would disagree..
and what a trite outdated word
prick is..very poor whoever you are..very poor indeed.
daniel
PSto spooky the smokey
enjoy eating your,e hair
and get a life
May 9, 2007
unpaid royalties
anybody like to join the campaign for record labels to account properly to artistes?
tvps are now having to take DAMAGED GOODS through legal
process..REGARDING 2 and they all lived ...".
released august 2005..statement of royalties ..the first one was due in JULY
2006..
WE HAVE RECEIVED NOTHING BUT EXCUSES FOR DELAYS .AND THIS
IS A LABEL I HAVE WORKED WITH IN THE PAST AND
SUPPORTED..
NOT TO MENTION PERSONAL ISSUES INVOLVED..WE
WONT GO THERE BUT MOST OF YOU KNOW ANYWAY.
COME ON ian ballard AND OTHER LABELS..THERE ARE STARVING
ARTISTES OUT HERE.
YOURS,
DANIEL(JUST MOVED INTO NEW HOUSE..WOULD LIKE MONEY I AM
OWED SO I CAN DECORATE IT..I PREFER THAT TO LIVING ON TH
ESTREETS AGAIN.
April 4,, 2007
to anyone who has my home address please delete it..i am on the move
again..
to those who dont have it you wont be getting it anyway.
March 29, 2007
i sometimes despair of some of you..some of you seem so needy..
do you want a list of what drugs cocktails i wias on for
every song i have written..and besides i dont have a drin k problem..
i have just brouht my own off licence..now go away
missing scientist..
i really should not let people like you bug me but you are pushing me close..meanwhile
keep up the good work..some most amusing replies on this one..ah yes
but doesnt everyone have a jug of tequila in the morning..and yes i amwearing a clowns suit.
later
Feb. 26, 2007
'Are We Nearly There Yet?' review
that guy had better watch his mouth [referring to reviewer of 'Are We Nearly There
Yet?' from Record Collector magazine]
..i have never dealt drugs in my life and these days i get a buzz out of going into
virgin o and hvv..
looking suspicious..acting furtive being followed by badly drawn undercover security then
casually
walikng up to the cash register and nonchantly paying for my chosen cds..i did it today..
brought THE GOSSIP LP.SOME BELLE
AND SEBASTIAN,THE KLAXONS GOLDEN SKANS AND OF THE COURSE THE MIGHTY KILLERS..
PISSES THE SECURITY OFF!,
GIG POSSIBLY IN MANCHESTER ..AWAIT NEWS..
YOUR LEDER
November 23, 2006
tvps news
Hello everyone, Daniel here.
News for you !
APART FROM THE ADVERTISED SHOWS ON DECEMBER 4TH BRIXTON wINDMILL
AND jANUARY 30TH 2007 AT lONDON 93FT EAST,WE HAVE FINALISED
TWO NEW RELEASES.
FEB 20TH...2007. ..NEW CD..TITLE.." ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET"..ON OVERGROUND RECORDS UK.
THIS CD IS A TOTALLY UNRELEASED COMPILATION OF 15 RECORDINGS MADE PRIOR TO THE RECORDING OF THE MY DARK PLACES ALBUM.
ALL
THE RECORDINGS WERE DONE LITERALLY JUST A FEW MONTHS BEFORE MDP,S..AT THE SAME STUDIO..
SOUP WITH SAME PRODUCER SIMON TROUGHT.FOR
MORE DETAILS LOOK UP THE OVERGROUND SITE.
RELEASE NUMBER 2..A NEW 4TRACK CD OF RADICAL REMIXES OF 4 SONGS FROM MY DARK PLACES,
THE REMIXES ARE BY UNDERGROUND CLUB
DJ,S BASED IN NEW YORK..
IT IS A COMBINED DOMINO UK/USA EFFORT.IT WILL BE RELEASED ON DOMINO UK ON FEB 27TH 2007.
THE TRACKS ARE MY DARK PLACES,SHE CAN STOP TRAFFIC,YOU KEPT ME WAITING TOO LONG AND ALL THE YOUNG CHILDREN ON SMACK.AGAIN
DETAILS FROM DOMINO WEBSITE.
TVPS ARE CURRENTLY WRITING FOR A BRAND NEW ALBUM AND WILL BE
ANNOUNCING BRITISH DATES SOON.
THATS ALL FOR NOW.
X
July 21, 2006
I HAVE JUST RECORDED YOU MIGHT NEED SOMEBODY AND CLOUDBUSTING
(IM SURE YOU KNOW THE ARTISTES),
MUST FLY..FEELING BETTER THANK YOU,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
July 14, 2006
Syd Barrett in No Man's Land (RIP)
so expect Fire records or Rough Trade to release a dance re-mix very soon..@I KNEW WHERE SYD BARRET LIVED..
BEEN INUNDATED
WITH PRESS ASKING ME FOR A QUOTE...YEAH I HAVE A GOOD ONE..FUCK OFF!
..I,VVE BEEN QUOTING SYD ALL MY LIFE..WHEN I SAW EVENING
STANDARD HEADLINE THIS MORNING
I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT I THOUGHT..NOT KEEF!..
ERIC,PETE PAEDOPHILE..sure thats not so
bad..NEVER IMAGINED PRESS WOULD HAVE A CLUE WHO SYD WAS..
AND PLEASE SPARE A THOUGHT FOR BILLY LEESON OF smashing london
band LES INCOMPETENTS..
MAYBE FOREIGN READERS DONT KNOW BUTS HE IS IN A COMA..WAS ATTACKED ON DREADED NIGHT BUS 29..
PLEASE..NEVER
TAKE THAT BUS.had pleasure of meeting him briefly at gig..
very charming and really great band.miserable life is,nt it?,
daniel..nice free festival this weekend..tin pan alley..denmark street london..
actually bands playing in the street and
boys can masturbate at the guitar shops..
i,ll be there..x
June 6, 2006
Jonathan King
JUNE 19TH,MY BIRTHDAY,BRIAN WILSON,NICK DRAKE..
PRINCE MISSED OUT BY TEN MINUTES(18TH)..MACARTNEY THANK GOD DAY BEFORE...
June 6, 2006
listen you creeps..my young nephews and niece were in the MINNY POPS..
REAL SICK MISGUIDED TV SHOW IN THE EIGHTIES..
THE
GUY WHO PRODUCED IT WAS GRADE ONE aussie prime paedo.
VIDEOS OF THE TV SHOW THAT RANG FOR TWO SERIES EXCHANGE HANDS FOR
SHIT LOADS OF MONEY..
THE GUY WASHOUNDED OUT THE COUNTRY..
AND BY THE WAY..I WAS QUITE HAPPY TO LET GUYS FEEL ME UP
WHEN I WAS 15 OR 16..
WISH I,D KNOWN JONATHAN THEN..I,D HAVE FUCKING DRUNK HIS ACCOUNT DRY..
GO BACK TO BED SURBURBIA
THE WAR IS OVER..GO BACK TO BED SURBURBIA THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR..
YEAH THANKS FOR ASKING ABOUT MY HEALTH YOU MOSTLY
UP YOUR ARSE CUNTS..,
FUCK IT,
LOTS OF LOVE,,ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ON NUNE 19TH..YEAH.
SAME ASILSON AND NICK DRAKE..WHAT A FUCKING DREAM TEAM..
I
HATE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU,
LETS GET THAT CLEAR,
AND LEAVE PETE DOHERTY ALONE....
June 6, 2006
its like that beautiful Keane song lyric.."Irony..what have you done?.."..
Genesis..not the fucking phil collins genesis
where fucking amazing..ok here we go again..
go and buy i know what i like ..or nursery crymes..no..dont bother..
try
going to see some decent films..i suggest..c.r.a.z.y....the beat my heart skipped..
you think i am sticking up for jonathan
king..?...
the things i know about "celebrities but i dont dare tell...
i could have made a fortune out of the heather
mills ex-mccartney scandal(sic)..
i was assistant to linda at sixteen..i knew..all about heather some years ago..
so
what?..i like the occasional wank mag?..am i the antichrist..
thank god i am out of the music buissness..
and dont fucking dareask me for my top ten..,
1.death by syringe..
2.multiple pile up accident.
3......lots of love..timothy
May 26, 2006
JONATHAN KING WAS THE MALCOLM MCCLAREN OF HIS DAY..HE NEVER CAME ON TO ANYONE YOUNGER THAN FIVETEEN ...
.MUCH LIKE MYSELF..HE
WAS NEVER A NOVELTY..H e WAS AN INNOVATOR..
YOU HAD TO BE THERE..YOU WONT UNDERSTAND BUT TO ME THERE IS A 2000 YEARS EQUIVALENT..
THE
APHEX TWIN..ME..? O I HEAR SOME THING AND THINK THAT CANT BE THE SAME GUY..
THATS WHAT KING WAS LIKE..IF HE HAD BEEN IN
ITALY OR MANY EAST EUROPEAN COUNTRIE HE WOULD NOT
HAVE BEEN ARRESTEDED.GET AGRIP//GO OUT MORE..JONATHAN KING IN MY EYES
IS AN INFLUENCE AND ALWAYS WAS..GO BACK TO SCHOOL CHILDREN...
CHRIST I THOUGHT AMERICANS HAD A BAD TIME OF IT..STOP
WATCHING LITTLE BRITAIN GO OUT MORE./.
OH AND BY THE WAY ..i am not back on smack or crack..
and if i was its fuck off
to do with any of you..
you wanna see me in spain or france in a wheelchair..wach more HOLLOYOAKS..
if jo and danny
trust me i will be in green man festival..
this will be the last tvps live sho and this time i mean it..
no go away
and leave me to my steroids and hardcore painkillers/
when i wanted drugs i couldnt get em..now i dont ,i am fucking force
fed..
if you fly daniel your heador your legs might explode.........
well....to me that is a good reason for flying..x
May 17, 2006
Jonathan King
ha ! get this! i was in contact with jonathan king while in prison ,he was too,
he did a column in the prison paper called
inside times..now get this..
tyhere is a big differnece between a kiddie fiddler and what i think he did..
basically
he went with rent boys..i knopw that for fact..
15 years of age,,i know that age..i let a guy wank me off for £10..
a
kopet of money in 1975..come ion..dont believe the hype..
i me and jowe used to play everyones gone to the moon occasionally...
worry
about your own troubles..we are all sick..jonathan king can manage tvps anytime....xx
May 12, 2006
health
I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH EARLY STAGE MS..(LOOK IT UP)..
PLUS FLUID ON BRAIN..BEEN WARNED NOT T9O TRAVEL..
WE HAVE
DATES IN PARIS ON MAY 27TH,SPAIN BIG FESTIVAL PRIMAVERA..JUNE 1,2,3,
WE PLAY LAST DAY,IGGY [POP,BABYSHAMBLES ETC.,THEM
TOUL;OUSE IN FRANCE..
ON JUNE 17TH,ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON JUNE I9TH I AM STAYING TO DO PARTY GIG..
THEN AUGUST GIG IN FRENCH
CASTEL WITH F.F(YOUI KNOW..
DOMINOS CASH MONKEYS AND BELLE AND SEBASTIEN.AND YOU KNOW WHAT..
I HAVE APPOINTMENT TO GET
NEW PASPORT AND DOMINO WILL NOT HELP ME WITH MONEY TO PAY FOR IT..
DEPITE THE FACT THAT DOMINO usa.are giving me $
for
our cover of MR.BRIGHTSIDE..now tell me what you think about that..
X
April 27, 2006
shit
yeah all going well..overdosed )(deliberately on diamorphine ..pure heroin..because i knew some thing was up)
sure enough
i find tha an ex girlfriend" of recent..not my lovely german girl)
is with our new ex- drummer..no point me naming names..wont
get printed otherwise..
been fucking me up for weeks..not jealousy..too close to home thats for
sure..
but not that..they both lied to me and had peiople afouind me trying to reassure me you are imagining things..
yeah..i
imagine girls id like tyo fuck//so what do i do?..i have a wank..i know a lot of girls who do that..
this world sucks..i
dont feel i have one friend in the world..maybe one..
few more gigs and im gonme anyway..
been diagnosed with firsy
stages of ms and thrombosis..will need liver transplant soon..
go anmd fuck amonmgst yourseklf..
why cant fucking people
in"music buissness find there own friends..is it all cast offs..
i fucking hate this world and my dark places is fucking
overrated pile of doss ..
March 29, 2006
Nikki Sudden RIP
i only found out half an hour ago..very very
saddened..my dad really liked nikki..very generous
guy.
he,s done a lovely verion of i could play
poetry..i,ll remember him for his generosity and
warmth,
bye mate
March 19, 2006
oldboy syndrome
what the fuck is oldboy syndrome? what a fucking muppet! yeah i have a lot to be self centred about..
thats why im living
in a shitty bed and b,,actually its not shit.rather enjoying company of young people..
as for nick kent..what a fucking
loser..
arent you bit old for this game nick?..
still wearing the leather pants and sponging free drinks,dining out
on your memories?..
you and chrissie hynde are the two most awful people i have ever had the misfortune to meet in the
"biz"..
and dont you dare say i have trouble keeping relationships..i am still friends with nearly all my ex girlfriends..
jealousy
what have you done?..tosser!,
,
life a get(work that one out ),
self centred dan,
tell us about your public school upbringing mr.kent..
the kind of "journo" who floggs all the freebies he gets at record
and tape exchange,
if anyone wants a copy of new york time out i can get it here in london..borders stock it much to my suprise,
take care girls
February 11, 2006
7"
hi kids,
i really should have better things to do but as its the weeken and im at aloose end..
dont worry about play louder..legit or not dominos publicist fixed an interview with them.
which i did and it was very
nice..guess you can read it soon..
no the single wont be coming out on cd..
if domino pull any stunts like that then
i am out of here..there are promo cds that only feature smack..
no doubt these will turn up on e-bay.. i think the idea
from dominos viewpoint is that you do download
if you dont have a vinyl player..guess it worked for artic monkeys..
the
minute i think there may be some manipulation going on thats not to my liking then i am out of here.
have a nice weekend,
the boss
February 6th, 2006
i had a near fatal accident last week..collapsed or fell.cant remember..
went into convulsions next day and hallucinate
till tonight..
i thought today was last friday..shocked and
i have just been evicted from my flat..was getting bullied
by landlord..thug..
dont mind it was flat from hell been sick since i moved there..
he would not do repairs no heating..anyway my lovely sister
has once again come to the rescue
she is taking me in again....still very sick my poor girlfriend thought i had left her,
expect reviews in the times,sun,independent guardian and telegrah and crash magazine..
supposed to have done stuart maconie
interview..mabe this week,,
must go now got lot to ctch up on,i love you all
February 6, 2006
Smack single
i met domino kind of halfway on smack single,
there is talk of someone in clubland doing a remix of kept me waiting too long,
then again i have new songs,x
January 26, 2006
gigs and things
tvps gig at the barfly has been put back from march 9 until march 22..not our fault!
the promoter obviously reckons he
will make more bucks then seeing as the new record
is supposedly going to "chart".."chart"? "chart/" what is chart?,
me and young eddie baby will be still doing bush hall sun feb 26(plus special guesyts! joe foster and alan mcghee in espescially
made wigs!",
oi! greekys..coming to your town sat may 6,
as for you bloody norwegians..may 12,13,14,
copenhaGEN..LOST YOUR ADRESS..BUT WE WILL RAZZREK YOU AS WELL,
BEST WISHES,
Daniel
January, 20 2006
if rob da bank didnt play it it was prob nite before or tomorrow.!
Christ i get this info from domino who dont realise
we are the
liverpool to there frankie howerd,
artic yorkies and..who?
where are the kills? come on..roll over ..
there is no competion..and you wait till the next
lp..
suckers at domino didnt get me to sign for another lp..
please sir! can we have some more!,
i was quite happy in prison dreaming about this shit..,,
dont get so deep!,
i am dan my name is dan,
see you at bush hall
January 19, 2006
lots of news i hope on kegs site later..radio sessions and stuff
video played loads on mtv 2 ann nexk on the times online
(whatever
that is..the newspaper not the band!) the video will be there video of the week..
will let you know when all other interviews
are coming out..
doing every national newspaer(and the sun!),
tarra
January 11, 2006
me naturally!
hi boys and girls,
just to let you know DAZED AND CONFUSED IS OUT..
MR.GROOVY SIR..GET SOME GLASSES! ITS 4 PAGES NOT THREE!
TVPS ARE NOW CONFIRMED AS A COFFEE TABLE BAND!,
UNCUT IS OUT TOO..
DOING GUARDIAN PIECE THIS FRIDAY..(WITH PHOTOS) AND THE INDEPENDENT AFTER THAT..
WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED OF WHEN THEY ARE
OUT..WONT BE JUST YET..
BIT NEARER THE RELEASES.
NOT SURE ABOUT LIVE DATES..
HAVE IN PRINCIPLE AGREED TO DO FIRST FOREIGN DATES IN 12 YEARS IN APRIL/MAY..
JUST 2 OR 3 BELGIAN/DUTCH DATES TBC.
WILL KEEP YOU ALL IN TOUCH,
THE NEW RELEASE WILL BE ON VINYL AND CD,
THE SINGLE ONLY ON 7" THOUGH THERE ARE SOME PROMO CD'S
(JUST A SIDE FLOATING ABOUT)..BUT DONT LOOK AT ME!
I AM SAVING
THEM FOR A RAINY DAY,
BE NICE TO EACH OTHERE,
THE MAN
January 6, 2006
uncut magazine
not only am i thrilled to be on a cd with my all time heroes SPARKS,
but theres is easily the most interesting song on
the cd along with me..
i mean how many magic numbers soundalikes can you handle at one sitting?
at least they have
charm..and whats with this c-86 revival?.oh for pitys sake..
more fucking ex-shoegazers turned civil servants trying to
turn back the clock.
i would not touch it with a fucking barge pole,
i wont name names but to the vast majority..oh
ok..for instance the ******* ********
and there ilk.(lets have a competition and try and guess the band 7 and 8.
you
were shit then so theres reason to think you wont be shit now!,,
NEWS JUST IN;
There is good possibility i will be headlining the LOVEMUSICHATERACISM show
on FEB 26th at bush hall london..watch this
space,
must go,
be good
January 5, 2006
Robbie Williams and new interviews
what a hoot if he records one of my song..i have a new one he might like.
one decent cover and i will be made for life..have
to hang around with you lot anymore,
no more indie anymore..(stranglers),
seriously though i am bloody chuffed being on same cd as the mighty SPARKS!,
DOING INTERVIEWS WITH THE GUARDIAN AND THE INDEPENDENT NEXT WEEK..
NEXT ARTICLE IN SHOPS PROBABLY DAZED AND CONFUSED FEBRUARY
ISSUE,
X
January 5, 2006
my dark places
it is indeed mr EDWARD BALL at the end of mdp..
thats a shocker! robbie williams!,
thats something to tell the girls at the office!,
got promo copies of lp and single today..its all go,
your leader
January 1, 2006
happy new year
hello children..happy new year and all that bollocks.,not a lot to report on tvps.
the new lp has been pressed up..still set for feb 27 hope..
not sure about single..have not seen artwork yet for that.
in the meantime i have done interviews for dazed and confused,uncut,plan b,
will be doing the independent soon..all of
these will appear in new year
i guess in The january or february issues..also
womens weekly, plumbing for fun & noddys
adventures in soho have expressed a request for interviews.
the video for all the young children on crack is finished and looks well neat.
on the gig front we may possibly play bristol and manchester next..watch this space..
for anyone who was not at the boxing
day show..NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!,
IF THERES ANYONE OUT THERE WHO SAW IT WILL YOU PLEASE SEND IN A REPORT..
ALSO ANYONE WHO TOOK PHOTOS..AND THERE WERE LOADS
OF YOU,
WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CONTACT ME..
WOULD LIKE SOME FOR OUR FILES.
THATS JUST LEAVES ME TO WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND NOW..
NO I WAS GOING TO SAY SOME THING RUDE BUT..OH SOD IT..BUGGER OFF!
December 21, 2005
Boxing Dan gi
get your request in now.dan doing old and new ..no fuck the new ..come on try me baby!,
x
December 21, 2005
TVP London gig 26th December
will be more of a dan solo gig..dont expect full band..they have families to visit,
anyway see you there hopefully,
dan
November 13, 2005
might have a spot of lunch with micheal wlinner later..(he does a good spread)
tracy emin called..fucked her off(actually
nice lady..our video maker gemma used to be her pr)
bit of name dropping there...the critics seem suprised that the babyshambles
lp is suprisingly good..
well fuck me! the guy is a beautiful songwriter and i guess not having met him a decent chap..shit!
i have been there.!.and i am not on a townshend clapton trip..
like me he will learn or die..i dont do much shit these
days but fucking leave him be..
think tvps should do gigs with pete,,why not? franz ferdinand?
not exactly cutting
edge by my standards but good at what they do
(yeah like hitler,stalin.moors murderers,kajagoogoo, discuss,
see me after school OH COME ALL YE marriane FAITHFULLs..
WHY IS IT THAT TVPS "FANS " ARE SO ANAL RETENTIVE?
do we
have to lick your fridgid fingers..kiss that badge on your tit?
tell you what to wear? come on ..speak! open your mouths
and say something!
you're too fucking busy on e-fucking bay buying nostalgia.!.
did i not tell you, you all think you
were born in the wrong time?..
thats probably nostalgias biggest crime.?.i wrote that,,not weller or fk st.ettienne !
..yeah
you stanley who ignores me in the street!.stick Archway up your place where the sun dont shine!
Archway is scum city..and
marios cafe is shit as well..give me green lanes anyday.
anyway, been to car boot sale this morning..got a nice car boot..sun
has just come out
editing tvps video today..thats a lie..
i employ someone to edit my videos/sorry/our videos.
November 11, 2005
TVPs documentary to air
hello everyone,
for any swedish tvp fans or anyone who has the technology..
Swedish tv are broadcasting tvps documentary on monday 14th
november..
it features two old lovey actors(played my myself and Edward ball) reminiscing about the old days..
mostly
its me drunk and chatting up girls in chelsea!
if it's at all possible we will find out if its possible to make it available to buy..
not sure about the legal side...the
film makers i think are contracted to mtv..sod it..can always bootleg it..
will get back to you..not seen it ourselves
yet.
dont forget next sunday nov 20th
myself and Edward are guest djs at kilburn luminaire..tsunami benefit featuring dustins
bar mitzvah
see ya there!
dt
November 2, 2005
fire
fire can kiss my a##e! bloody milked enough out of me..i aint no cash cow..
meanwhile..
November 2, 2005
update
aha! change of plan..
tvps proposing to do a seaside special tour in feb..
torquay southend margate blackpool whitley
bay and southport with guests dustins bar mitzhahs..
meanwhile....
October 31, 2005
new album news and tour
when you get to know mathew better you will understand that he is not one for singing his own praises...unless some of us..
ah! here is some breaking news..
finally,
the new tvps single will be released on feb6th of next year..
the new album/cd will be released on feb 27th
the single is ALL THE YOUNG CHILDREN ON SMACK ALL THE YOUNG CHILDREN ON CRACK...
THE 7inch WILL HAVE ANY LOVE IS GOOD LOVE
ON THE B-SIDE.
.BELIEVE THE CD WILL HAVE SAME TWO TRACKS
PLUS..I CAN NEVER GO HOME ANYMORE(OLD SHANG GRI LAS SONG),,
THE ALBUM/cd IS CALLED MY DARK PLACES AND HAS 17 TRACKS..
THE VIDEO FOR THE SINGLE(WHICH DOES NOT FEATURE ANY TVPS..
IT
STARS DUSTINS BAR MITZVAH PLAYING OUR CHARACHTERS IS CUTRRENTLY BEING EDITED ...
MORE NEWS AS IT COMES IN.......
OH NEARLY FORGOT..TVPS WILL BE DOING DATES FRON FEB 6 ONWARDS..
OOOOP NORTH AND THE
CRUMMY MIDLANDS....
ALL ABOARD!
October 27, 2005
GET THIS! IT WAS ME WHO RIPPED OFF THE BEATLES NOT SIR EDWARD..
NOW YOUR JUST BEING RIDICULOUS,,,ITS BABY YOUR A RICH MAN..
SIERE
EDWARD WAS INFLUENCED BY THE MOP TOPS..ME NO..but!
now i have grown to appreciate them(except sir paul mc cuntly)
so
put that in your feather bonnet and choke on it.........................
sparks,
mott the hoople,
psychedelic furs,
magic numbers,
smog.devandra behart
baskervilles,
dustins bar mitzvah,#
the cribs,
babyshambles(beautiful lp(,
gang of four(reformed..really fantastic..sorry f ferdinand....stay behind in class),
fearless frank(this time next year you will fucking know him)
meanwhile........................
October 26, 2005
twee
SEEMS LIKE WE NEED PEOPLE LIKE TVPS TO SUFFER THE HATE AND JUST DIG ON....
dig this best thinking fucking interesting thought
provoking fucking web shit
fucking group for fucking ages?..dont be so condensed..
give a child the chance to be prime
minister or president..wot a joke!?
no, maybe..well say lucy(age 7) lets feed everyone.. our clothes..
my clothes
are out of date..starving african wearing a naomi,
decent sorts in fact really nice ladeeeeeeeez,
in faCT I WAS IN
PRISON WITH KATES COUSIN..
AND SHE LIVES TWO STREETS FROM MY MOTHER...
COME ON>>>>light up! light up the skies , !
EVEN IF YOU CANT HEAR MY VOICE!
OK..YESTERDAY I RETIRED.well i am and the tvps are
fk back and going to fk run and
run until u learn the fk truth,
seen?
October 24, 2005
FOR SALE
1 TANGLEWOOD SUNBURST GUITAR..THREE MONTHS OLD..WAS 275 NEW
2.DJX 7 DUB/SCRATCH MACHINE WAS 199 NEW
3.PEAVEY 15 WATT AMP..SIMILAIR TO VOX..MONTH OLD WAS 119 NEW
4.YAMAHA KEYBOARD..WAS 199 NEW
ALL REASONABLE OFFERS ACCEPTED
CONTACT ABOVE ADRESS
GOOD REASON FOR SALE
October 21, 2005
the odd man out
i was listening to the odd man out..
i take it all back..its not shit...its fucking shite!,
very over rated that ball chap..,
does a decent bass line..give him that
October 19, 2005
the odd man out
i was in fucking portsmouth when mr.ball did that song and he never let meplay on it..
and he ripped it apologise from
me. at least he had the courtesy years later
to admit it..as if i care..graeme i never knew,
and heres trevor..
October 18, 2005
more Spizz
does spizz work in a pie shop? not being rude but hats what someone told me..
i was weightily challenged myself at school
(many years ago when i was teaching p.e and combined flour arranging,
and heres trevor with the news
October 15, 2005
Spizz
thats all we need..a fucking spizz energy revival..
if theres one band i would love to see would be the desperate bicycles..
wot
next? tvps revival..? gordon bennet!(love a duck!),
and heres edward with the forecast
October 13, 2005
Luminaire, Kilburn 11/10/2005
"wow! i am from Arkansas(oklahomO).my first tvps gig..they blew me away..
SHIT! THEY WERE AWESOME!..GREAT VERSION oF
SWEET CHILD OF MINE..
I WILL DEFINITELY RECOMEND THEM TO MY STEP CHILDREN(THEY LOOK JUST LIKE THERE PAPA)"
1,2,3 WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR.?.
DONT ANSWER WE DONT GIVE A DAMN..LETS GET A NEW VIETNAM SORTED.
GIVE ME THE GUN AND
I WILL SHOW YOU THE CUNT
(SORRY ABOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE,,and heres ruwss with the weather
October 13, 2005
Luminaire, Kilburn 11/10/2005
WELL !WAS AT THE TVPS SHOW IN KILBURN..MY GOODNESS! I WAS SHOCKED !
I EXPECTED A SHAMBOLIC 15 MINUTES OF FEED BACK BUT
LO AND BEHOLD!
THEY WERE SLICK, PROFESSIONAL.AND TIGHTLY REHEARSED I FEEL,
I WILL DEFINITELY SEE THEM AGAIN AND I
HEARTILY RECOOMMEND YOU DO TOO.
AND NOW THE WEATHER REPORT FROM RADIO 4
October 12, 2005
Luminaire, Kilburn 11/10/2005
smashing lot, you dan/tvp disciples..
i was good dan was,nt i mummy?
HA! YOU WAIT TILL NEXT TIME! I WILL TEAR THE HEAD
OF A LIVE KEBAB!
WAS NOT VICTORIA FANTASTIC?
OH COME ON..SHE WORKS IN A REcORD SHOP THAT WAS ONLY HER SIXTH GIG EVER
AND
SHE ALWAYS HAS HER LOVELY MUM ROSEMARY THERE TO SUPPORT HER..
THANKS TO ALL WHO WERE THERE..MAY BE SOME OUT OF
TOWN SHOWS BEFORE XMAS..BEEN OFFERED
i.C.a in new year(is that not a bit ,,er..you know..arty?(ART?),
and heres fran with the weather
October 12, 2005
TUESDAY NIGHT IN LONDON.HMM?.TOURISTS LOOKING FOR PLACES TO GO?..
THEY LOOK IN TIME OUT(STUPID CUNTS!) BUY IT?..STEAL IT!.!.OR
GO TO A LIBRARY.!.NO.!.
GET THE FREE AUSSIE MAGS.!.YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED JOHNNY FOREIGNER
HAS A LOT TO BE DESIRED BUT
ALRIGHT(OUR ANTIPODEAN MATES
ARE WELL THOUGHT OF IN BLIGHTY.).ANyWAY..BORED YET?
WELL LET ME SAY AS A TOP FREELANECE
JOURNALIST
(WHICH MEANS NOBOBY WILL FUCKING EMPLOY ME!
(PARSONS AND BURCHILL AND ELMS..BACK OF THE CLASS!)
THERE
WAS ONE CHOICE..BABYSHAMBLES*(VIBRANT, UNPREDICTABLE(THE OBSERVER)
OR THE HALLOWED GROUND OF SEMENAL(BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS.)
(television
personalities).FUCK! DAN TREACY! EDWARD BALL! AND TWO YOUNG BITCH MAGNETS?
WELL THERE WAS NO CHOICE!..THE TVPS CAME ON
IN THIS WINTERS PASTEL COLOURS.
(ALL FLORID..DOES DAN EVER SWEAT) Edward changed wigs between songs..
a priest came
up and administerd the last rites of passage..Daniel seemed strangely sober
(later we heard it was AGNOSTIC ANTI MACROBIOTICS,
and
as for the the young ladddeeeZ in the band??(think maybe the too)
all in all an INSIGHT INTO THE MINDS OF THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN OURSELVES,
for more information contact some shit fucking poncey fucking gallery in fucking hoxton,.
oct 11th till you die, £1000 (20p concessions)
ng nay..fascinating insight into the miond of true artistes,
amongst the audience were ,
dale mwinton,
a small scottish terrier,
pat nevin,
father napier baeell,
a small flock of sheep,
some odd coppers,
and daniel's spirit guide,
the next tv.personalities gig will not be at the bull and gateb or some shithole,
the tvps are LADEEEEEEEZ!
October 10, 2005
documentary
hello ,the main man here..
yeah..swedish mtv have nearly finished editing a documentary..they filmed me and edward mostly..
its
kind of part one..did not really want them to talk to past associates as yet..
makes it feel like a nostalgic kind of thing..this
band are alive and kicking..
new people in band but not like that sad git mark.e.smith or gedge doing it
for the fucking
quick buck..and i see that pete astor and the telescopes
are back on the road..doing gigs on there days of from workng
at be and q and matalan no fucking doubt..
futures so bright with those iconic idols back in the fore front
of rock
and roll watch this space) anyone coming to kilburn tommorow..
dress up to the
nines..going to be a corker of an event,
and with that i bid you adue,
x
October 5, 2005
make sure you never walk down ordinary street..been there ..boring..
October 5, 2005
tvps e-group
see,this is what the net is supposed to be about..
and groovy you are completely right..what are the other 340 members
doing?
why join a group and not have your say? this fucking site only springs to life once in a while..
..A FEW THOUGHTS.NEVER
REALLY ENJOYED THAT WHOLE CREATION SCENE?
MADCHESTER..PASSED ME BY REALLY..
MCGHEE IS WELL MEANING GUY..NEVER HAD PROBLEM
DOING GIGS AT HIS CLUB..
KNEW HE WOULD DO WELL..NOT WHAT I WANTED FOR MYSELF BUT RIGHT NOW I CANT
IMAGINE BEING HAPPIER..LOVELY
NEW FLAT,SMALL BUT BUT WONDERFUL
SET OF CLOSE FRIENDS,A NEW LADY IN MY LOVE WHO I ADORE..SHE DOES NOT
MIND ME TALKING
ABOUT US..BUT I WILL RESPECT HER PRIVACY
(BUT SHE IS GORGEOUS) AND KIND AND MANY THINGS..
FOND MEMORIES..
WELL THINKING OF BANDS THAT ME AND EMILY PUT ON AT THE ROOM AT THE TOP..
1.JUNE BRIDERS..
ALWAYS LOVELY TO HAVE THEM PLAY..THEY ACTUALLY PULLED THE BIGGEST
CROWD AT THE CLUB..CRAZY PLACE ONLY
HELD A HUNDRED BUT
PACKED LIKE SARDINES THEY GOT 17O NO MEAN FEAT IN THOSE DAYS..
2.THE MEMBRANES..
CHEAPSKATES ALWAYS BROUGHT THERE OWN PA..ALWAYS GREAT..VERY LOUD..
JON ROBB TOP CHAP..WROTE FANTASTIC
ARTICLE ON TVPS THE NIGHT THE
WALL CAME DOWN IN BERLIN..TURNED HIM ON THAT NIGHT(STIMULANTS THATCHER!),
3.1111,000 VIOLINS..
SUCH A GREAT BAND..
SADLY DAVE WALMSLEY DIED OF A HEARTATTACK SOME TIME AGO..
SO UNDERATED..WALKER
BROTHERS OF THEIR TIME,
4.MIGHTY LEMON DROPS.
SMASHING GUYS WHO GOT SUCKERED BY TRAVIS AT ROUGH TRADE..FUCKING KNOB...
ANYWAY ON THAT NOTE I AM OFF TO THE SHOPS,
WOLSTENHOLME(MINISTRY OF DEFENCE)
October 4, 2005
the jasmine minks..fucking loved that band cold heart..classic..
as for the loft../pete astor...ha! ha! jha! waste of space..
dont
have many fond memiories of those days,
1.june brides(smashing bunch of fellas)
2.jasmine minks,
3,mcarthy,
4.the bodines(underrated),
5.the stingrays(top chaps),
6.barracudas(even if they nicked our boy drummer).
7.the obvious wigs(thry changed there name every gig)
8,the directions(dodgy but rather good mod boys)
9.robyn hytchcock(and kimberley rew..great guitarists)
10.the q tips(ok this is sad it was paul young..whereever i lay my hat fame.but what a voice he had then
and heres debbie with the weather,
x
October 3, 2005
VICTORIA WORKS IN A RECORD SHOP..ITS HER FIRST BAND..
SHE IS SICK AND NERVOUS BEFORE EVERY GIG.
I THINK EVERYONE LOVES
HER..I DO..WE ALL DO..
MAT IS NOT "A DRUMMER!" HE IS A TALENTED RESPECTED ARTIST
WHO JUST LIKES TO PLAY DRUMS..AND
DONT YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT EDWARD,
THE MOST NATURALLY GIFTED PERSON MUSIC/ART I HAVE EVER MET..ME?
IM JUST A LAWNMOWER
YOU CAN TELL ME BY THE WAY I WALK.
.AND THERE WE HAVE IT..NOT OFTEN I GET TO VENT MY SPLEEN RATHER GOOD DAY,
OFF FOR LIQUID LUNCH,BETTER START PRACTISING FOR NEXT "PERFORMANCE",
TREACY(HOME OFFICE)
October 2, 2005
I AND MY BAND ENJOYED THE 100 CLUB AND TONY THE VERY NICE PROMOTER.
SEEMED PLEASED .AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME..
OF
COURSE I ALWAYS HOPE THE AUDIENCE GET AND TAKE SOMETHING FROM
THE PERFORMANCE BUT THAT DOES NOT NECCESARILY MEAN ENJOYMENT
AND ON THAT POINT I AM GOING FOR A LIQUID LUNCH,
TA TA
October 2, 2005
AH! SPARKS!
MY SECOND EVER GIG I SAW WAS SPARKS SUPPORTED BY DOCTOR FEELGOOD
AT HAMMERSMITH ODEON 1974?
I WENT WITH EDWARD BALL..IT
WAS THE FIRST TIME WE HAD REALLY SPOKEN..
ALWAYS A NOD OF THE HEAD IN SCHOOL OR IN CHELSAE WHEN WE BOTH LIVED THERE..
IT
WAS A MEMORABLE NIGHT FOR THAT ALONE BUT SPARKS WERE AMAZING..
I HAD ACTUALLY GONE TO SEE DOCTOR FEELGOOD..
WILHKO JOHNSON
IS STILL A FANTASTIC CHARASMATIC FIGURE AND GREAT GUITARIST..
HUGE INFLUENCE ON ME..ANYWAY I COULD NOT TAKE MY EYES OF
RON MAEL..
ITS FANTASTIC THAT 30YEARS LATER THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME..
I THINK THATS SO GREAT.I WILL MYSELF BE ANAL
AND MAKE A LIST IN A MINUTE..
LOOKING FORWARD TO KILBURN ON THE 11TH GOT NICE NEW SHIRT..
ITS GOING TO BE FILMED, SO
WEAR YOUR BEST CLOBBER AND GEAR
AND YOU MIGHT GET TO SIT ON MY CASTING COUCH.(LADIES ONLY),
OK BE GOOD,
1.NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER EARTH 2.THIS TOWN..3.BEAT
THE CLOCK..4.AMATEUR HOUR..5NUMBER ONE SONG IN HEAVEN
MORE NEWS AS IT COMES IN,
TREACY..REUTERS
September 29, 2005
thats more like it! but dont fucking drag dylan into it!,
i have no plans to turn professional..whatever the fuck that means..
and for the person from paris who was dissapointed
EAT MERDE!,
x
September 29, 2005
I AM A GANGSTER! AND OF COURSE WE DIDNOT CLEAR THE PULP FICTION SAMPLE!
EDWARD IS A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF QUENTIN TARRANTINO!
TOMORROW NIGHT I SHALL BE SHAKING A TAIL FEATHER TO DUSTINS BAR MITZVAH
AT THE BOSTON ARMS LONDON TUFNELL PARK
NICE DAY FOR IT
the boss
September 25, 2005
Come on you lot! TALK ABOUT THE TVPS( but mostly me)
news soon of a bloody single..crikey domino are so laid back i may
as well hibernate for the winter..
hope you got your tickets for kilburn on the 11th of october..
dont come crying to
me for the guest list when you find its sold out..
mtv are editing the film they made of me and mr.BALL..
mostly me
ogling ladies in the kings road..never got my face smacked..
apart from that moved in yesterday to the loveliest apartment
i have ever had..
i dont mean posh,grand, expensive(though i will have to shift some units)
but its cosy and i am in
love again(yes at MY AGE!) anyway you lot ..BE GOOD!
..if any of you have any sense you will be at the boston arms next
friday
to see dustins bar mitzvah..my absolute favourite band..2 of them went to
the tvps old school the London Oratory(queqe
up to be raped by a priest) my favourite lesson actually,
x
September 24
dustins bar mitzvah,
the pipettes,
the ghosts,
the magic numbers,
the shout out louds,
broadcast,
and thats all you need to know,
the master,
x
August 22
NOW I DONT MEAN TO BE NASTY....BUT JOHN HAS NEVER OR
WILL BE A STAND IN DRUMMER!
OK ! GET IT STRAIGHT
,,,LEARN YOUR HISTORY..,
AND HERES EDWAR D WITH THE WEATHER,
GOOD NITE LONDON,
XXXX,
MUCH LOVE,
D
July 27
the usual
hello fellow campers...what on earth is going on?..
tvps got played by steve lamacq on radio 6 yesterday lunchtime..
salvador
dalis....he is creaming his jeans about tvps and the "comeback" gig at the 100 club..
he used to hate me/tvps..how times
change Deidre..
just got to get a new hat and i am sorted for stage clobber...
oh yes almost forgot..new album not out
till next year as Domino say
(i think in all seriousness there are 5 or 6 hits on the album and so we are going to put
out singles first...new single in OCTOBER ,
All the young children on smack, all the young children on crack..
and with
that i beg youre leave..back later,
x
July 24
**************%%£$£$^^%$&^$%
AT LEAST THE LIBRARY IS OPEN ON A SUNDAY AROUND HERE..
ON TUESDAY I AM GOING TO SEE THE LEDGENDARY jOES mEEK STUDIO/FLAT..
BELIEVE
IT OR NOT IT IS EMPTY AND UP FOR RENT..
KIDDED THE ESTATE AGENT I WAS INTERESTED.
IF
ITS BIGGER THAN MY PAD I MIGHT TAKE IT..GOD NO!..BLOODY
TOURISTS OUTSIDE EVERYDAY.I GET ENOUGH OF THAT OUTSIDE MY PLACE.
nOT
LONG TILL THE NEXT TVPS DEBACLES..GUITAR SHOPPING THIS WEEK IN BOND STREET...
DISCOVERED tHE mAGIC nUMBERS TODAY ON CHART
SHOW..
I KNOW I AM BEHIND THE TIMES..
IDIDNT THINK I WOULD LIKE A BAND THAT bOB sTANLEY GOES ON ABOUT...
DRESS UP
FOR THE 100 CLUB IF YOURE
COMING..PROBABLY FILMING IT..
HAVING A RAFFLE AS WELL ON THE NIGHT(GLITTERING PRIZES).
BE GOOD,
WORK TO DO,
vain TREACY
July 17
help
look i am not joking..will some nice young lady please be my new girlfriend...
i am desperate for comfort.. i am good
in the kitchen ,quite tidy
...not particularly a monster in the trouser stakes..
but i do pen the occasional good tune......(please
no freaks
...i am willing and capable to be gay but riGht now i would like a LADDDDDDEEEEEEE......X
(I AM AVAILABLE
FOR CHILDRENS PARTIES) AND HERES EDWARD WITH HE WEATHER...
July 17
me
first bt cut off my phone...now noboby calls me..
not an ex girlfriend,,,boyfriend....
oh i give up...i am a sad lonely
45 year old..........
July 17
me
i am so bored this morning..call me an idiot..but here is my
number///
...if anyone wants to come and see my paintings and etchings
and lend me a tenner til wednesday
...domino
pay day...i think its errr,,, £8,ooooo something
.....make it after 121..30daylight hours///x
July 16
The Actionettes dancing at HDIF
yeah and me and Edward have had the actionettes between us..
forget the names..there is one who is a right honey,,
pencil
thing..lovely dancer..she kept brushing up against me at there last show..I AM IN!..x
July 16
am i long in the tooth
err..call me an old fogey but i dont undestand what the hell some people talk about..
what is "an auto respond out of office"
when its at home..
and who gives you the right to kick out a fully fledged tvps o phile..
no actually theres a few i
would gladly kick..out..
as i speak there is a care in the community chap trashing the childrens library..
i expect
they will evacuate the building..feel sorry for him..
been there etc..x
i look like a beach boy today..stripey shirrt..the
girls are giving me knowing winks..x
July 16
mad germans
get this mad sod christof in a secure unit...who does he think he is.?
..watched SNATCH(a movie)FOR BREAKFAST..IF I WAS
GAY I WOULD COME ON TO bRAD pitt
..oh come on..he is gorgeous(i think i am on the turn)
so I am in the library on the
net..ONLY 3 messages?..
hardly worth getting out of bed...
today i think i will head to Burgess park..free fest..
usual
soap dodgers and iffy reggae but lemar is performing and goldie looking chain..
who remind me of half man half biscuit..and
heres
edward with the weather update...x
July 15
war
all i need right noW SOME FREMNCH ARSEHOLE..
MATE,,U ARE NOT FUNNYN OR CLEVER..I AM...POLITELY F$$$$ OFFFG!..now!
July 15
brighton
oh dear...theres goes the neighbourhood(Brighton)..
i am going to dreSS up like freddie,edward is brian may,and
...lets
see what happens..BUT WE WILL BE THERE!..
TWO GIGS IN 5 DAYS..AT OUR AGE?..
SEE U TNITE AT HDIF OXFORD CIRCUS(MIND THE
BOMBS).
SPRINGSTEENX
July 15
DONT TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL//
I SPEAK GERMAN BETTER THAN MOST KRAUTYN WOWTIES..1966..tee hee x
July 15
dungenesss love..AND WE MET THE BEAUTIFUL DEREK JARMAN..
AND HE WISHED WELL..LOVELY MAN.X
July 15
er i dont want to be a party pooper..but ..excuse me( in my best BILL HICKS ACCENT()
IS NOT THERE TVPS SITE ABOUT ,,,,,,,me?YOU
CAN SLAG ME..
( BUT AUTHORISE(*AMERICAN SPELLING) TIO DO F%%%%%%g TVPS//
MR. AND MRS NIX..KEG..COME ON.LETS GET IT ONA
D bRIGHTON 6TH..)
YOU WILL HAVE YOUR EYES OPENED! I DID NOT>
blair1 u are A Pussy1 AND ME edward ,JOHN,gerlAd,AND PROBABLY
JOSE FOSTER
are Emarrased to say we went to the f$$$$$$$$$$$ng LONDON ORATORAT,Y...
PRIEST FGUCKERS!AND HRES DEBBIE
WITH THE LOCAL NEWSXXX
July 13
100 club
oh crikey!..i have,nt got a ticket yet..(err..Daniel..you are playing!..
"whoops..sorry thought i was making one of my
infamous guest appearances...
x
July 13
brighton
me being a daft idiot i have just found out tvps are playing
Brighton..
two gigs in one week? AT OUR AGE?..LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALREADY..
TA TA,
MR.T
July 13
yeah..london feels like a war zone..think i will move to the country..
쟈ㅣㅣ ㅗㅁㅍㄷ
ㅜㄷㅈㄴ 소ㅑㄴ ㅈㄷ다 ㅐㄹ ㄱ딛ㅁㄴㄷ
ㅇㅁㅅㄷㄴ ㅠㅣ모..ㅠㅣ모..
소무ㅏㄴ
랙 솓 ㅜㄷㅈ ㅊㅇ 채ㅡㅔ..쟈ㅣㅣ ㅗㅁㅍㄷ
ㅁ ㅣㅑㄴㅅ두 생묘..
ㅈㅁㅅ초 랙 ㅜㄷㅈ 애쥐ㅐㅁㅇ 퍔 ㅏㄷㅎ..
솓 ㄱㄷ미 ㅇ무 ㅅㄱㄷㅁ쵸,
ㅌㅜ
July 12
tvps dvd
yawnnnnn....been up half the night doing sleeves for dvds..
so look forwrd
y,all getting them in couple of days..postwilling,
x,
the man
July 11
100 club
OH PLEASE!.DO WE HAVE TO IMPOSE A DRESS CODE FOR THE 100 CLUB SHOW?
..ABSOLUTELY NO PAISLEY OR ANORAKS!(BY ORDER OF THE
MANAGEMENT!)
AT LAST THE NEW ALBUM IS COMPLETE..DID THREE NEW SONGS AT THE FINISH..
SEEING DOMINO POWER PEOPLE ANY DAY NOW..
WILL
INFORM YOU ALL WHEN THE RELEASE DATE IS SET..
WILL DEFINITELY HAVE A NEW SONG TO DOWNLOAD MAYBE TOMORROW.
TA TA,
THE BOSS.
July 7
me of course
got my wardrobe for the 100 club..yes we will be a 5 or 6 piece..
yes we are on domino..what do you expect from americans?.rumors.ha!
domino paid me a kings ransom!.
new lp all done..probably october..
we are definitely playing denmark festival in
arhus..
big indie schmindie thing september 15-i7..
and re arranged athens gig date in october on a saturday to be confirmed..
lp
should be out..watch for new download day or two..
and i may be doing a couple of solo dates in scotland very
soon..
watch this space..
and thank you for all who have wished me well after my illness..
ha! should be funny at
the 100 club..i will be SOBER!
ME? SOBER!..
WILL BE DOING A SESSION FOR RESONANCE RADIO IN NEAR FUTURE..
AGAIN WATCH
HERE FOR NEWS..
NOW BUGGER OFF..
X CAPTAIN DANIEL
July 4
news
i suggest you keep an eye on a day in heaven website in the next 48 hours..breaking news..
now heres Edward with the weather,
x
July 4
live show
one of these days i will get my messages approved for this site..
man i feel like Bill Hicks...ok..
YESYESYESYESYES
tvps are
DEFINITELYDEFINITELY PLAYING AT THE 100 club
with guests
sportique (featuring ex tvps mark flunder)
(i put that in for trivia fans) on tuesday august 2nd..
edward ball is playing
for sure on marracas(no actually bass and keyboards)
i will sadly not be imbibing alcohol as i am
not allowed..
but it will be a rollocking good show..
dress up because we are filming it..bit like the spice girls film,
be good children
xdaniel
July 4
100 Club
100 club august 2nd..yes edward ball is playing..
July 1
screw the lot of you
lets get this straight OK!
THE REASON WE DID NOT DO THE EUROPEAN DATES WAS
BECAUSE I WAS AND STILL AM SICK..got a
problem with that?
OK HERES A LIST,,I HAVE FOR SOME TIME BEEN SUFFERING BLACKOUTS..
THE DOCTORS SUSPECTED I HAD AN
ANEURYSM ON MY BRAIN..
I THINK THAT IS LIKE A SMALL TUMOUR..FORTUNATELY IT TURNED OUT TO BE A BENIGN CYST..
NOW I AM
NOT TOMMY COOPER..I HAVE NO WISH TO DIE ON FUCKING STAGE..
AS WELL AS THAT I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH LIVER AND KIDNEY
DAMAGE..
THE LIVER PROBLEM IS MOSTLY SELF INFLICTED THROUGH DRINK..
I DONT DENY I HAVE SUBSTITUTED DRINK FOR DRUGS..
ITS
NOT FUCKING EASY TO COME OF HEROIN AFTER 18 YEARS ON AND OFF..
I HAVE GIVEN UP DRINK FOR GOOD..EVEN I AM NOT THAT STUPID.
AS
FOR THE KIDNEY PROBLEM THAT IS HEREDITARY..
PROBABLY IN A COUPLE OF YEARS I WILL NEED A TRANSPLANT.
(put your applications
of help in soon)..apart from chronic depression its all going well.
YES WE ARE PLAYING THE 100 CLUB BUT IF PEOPLE LIKE
LEE MCFADDEN
TURN UP FOR A FUCKING FREAK SHOW I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HAVE YOU BARRED..
I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW..
MYSELF
AND FRIENDS HAVE MADE ONE OF THE GREAT RECORDS IN YEARS..
YOU WAIT AND SEE.FORGIVE ME IF MY HUMOUR IS LACKING A LITTLE.....FUNNY
THAT..
EDWARD BALL ASKED ME TO PLAY AND HE WAS HAPPY..NEY..THRILLED..
ALAN MCGHEE WAS CRYING HE WAS SO EXCITED..
WHAT
DO YOU SECOND AND THIRD GENERATION @FANS@ KNOW ABOUT OUR HISTORY
(THATS ME AND EDWARD)?CHRIST ITS LIKE PUNK NEVER HAPPENED..
THIS
IS THE LAST TIME I GET WOUND UP..
NOW PISS OFF AND GET YOUR WARDROBE SORTED OUT FOR THE 100 CLUB....
June 30
ED note: on what was played at Ed Balls gig
actually it was
THIS IS TOMORROW FROM POP GOES ART AND I GOT KICKED OUT THE CLUB BY THE BOUNCERS
May 7
OH FOR CHRIST SAKE..DONT THINK I AM BEING prima donna DONNA..
I HAD THE BEST AND WORST TIME IN SCOTLAND..MY GIRL FREND
DUMPED ME...
I WAS AND AM dON BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER GIRL OR BOY//
I AM 44 PASS ALL THIS SHIT...
YOU DONT
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOSING WITH ME//////
IN A FEW YEARS OH HE WAS SO SMALLL..COULDNT FIND HIS DICK//ANYWAY..
HERE IS
DEBBIE WITH THE WEATHER!
LISTEN YOU PEOPLE UNENPLOYED(NO ASHAME IN THAT)
DONT TREAT PEOPLE LIKE ME AND EDWARD AS
YOUR FUCKING ENTERYAINMENT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT..got it?
and heres julian clary with the queer report
May 13
Barcelona
darling..
tvps are coming to barcelona..sorry..personal shit..but we are coming to barcelona...
we will be there..germany.personal
problems..
cant WAIT FOR BARCELONA! XX
May 7
Edinburgh
no it was not short the fucking pigs polis turned up because we were LOUD!
they actually stopped me from going back for
an encore...idiots..x
and here is carol with the weather
April 29
Stockholm
i am really really sorry but for personal reasons we cant do the show.
i am very upset about this but we just cant make
it...
these things happen...we will come to stockholm [sometime]......
with all respect danielx
April 28
NICE DANIEL TODAY!....yeah we got dvd compilation..
i am personally doing individual requirements...
something for the
weekend sir? take your inside leg measurements sir?
apple crumble tonight sir?
so anyway i am walking around holloway
road withj a mop and saucepan
(just moved in) and i am getting weird looks..HA!HA!
look at him! a grown man with a
mop and saucepan!
..so anyway..this huge(and i mean HUGE! NON CAUCASIAN CHAP tries it on..
HA! then he spotted my mop!
i said dude! its my lethal weapon!
well i clocked him tolchok good time..viddy nasty,,,
GO AN TELL YOUR BROTHERS YOU
DO NOT MESS WITH ME!
full f£££££££££££STOP!.AND NOW OVER TO edward for the weather
x
DUDE! ITA A LETHAL weapon
April 28
Scotland/Germany
sorry..but no german people allowed at the scottish gigs..
we do apologise but its out of our hands(no bloody french either)....
and on a lighter note....
April 24
Scotland/Germany
i am available for free drinks! oh,,sorry, forgot..i am in the band..
as we speak i am in the gymnasium doing push-ups
and generally working out and toning my lithe young body to perfection..
apart from that just working on my feedback...and
stage moves..
have a selection of new stage outfits..rather dapper.....
today i am listening to 49 tvps new songs..concept
album..called why? x
April 23
third floor ladies lingerie..going up!
April 9
TVPS WHO ELSE
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I AM LISTENING TO!
YES THE MONOCHROME SET!..WELL DONE THAT MAN!
AND GUESS WHAT? YUP..STILL SH.....
X
April 9
me naturally
oh for god sake..nobody got nothing to say?
give me a while you buggers i have an announcement to make give me a little
while..
BE PREPARED!
THE BOSS
X
March 23
more canapes sir?
hello..its mr.bitch magnet here.!.i am a qualified baby sitter.!
..a finger of fudge is just enough to give micheal jackson
a treat.!.
ooh..i am awful.!....its going to be spellbinding..
edward is coming to scotland and graeme..edward no to
germany ..sensible man!
..we will have to elect a leader..ok I WILL CONFRONT KRAUTY!
..ARE THESE PEOPLE FOOLISH OR WHAT!
CHRIST WE ARE THE NEW VIKINGS.!.
LETS GET SKULL TATTOOS.!!.(BETTER MAKE THEM STICK ON ONES)..
ANYWAY MUMS GONE TO ICELAND..I
AM IN VERY RUDE HEALTH
(I AM SITTING HERE IN MY PRINGLES AND NICK FALDO JUMPER)
APPARENTLY WE ARE FLYING ON EEEEEEAAAAASSSSSYYYYYYY
JET TO GERMAN LAND..
VERY CHEAP..WE WILL SHOW A HANDSOME PROPHET
...FUCK! I FORGOT bARCELONA..
BAGGSIE I GET MORE
PHOTOS WITH THE STARS THAN YOU DO BACKSTAGE!..
IGGY,NEW ORDER! OH BOLLOCKS LETS TAKE PHOTOS OF OUR SELVES AND ELVES..
I
AM GOING TO WEAR A DISGUISE ON MY PASSPORT PHOTO..
MAYBE A KATE MOSS MASK..THEY WONT NOTICE..
CHATTED TO SENILE YANK
AGENT ABOUT YANKEE TOUR.SAYS HE HAS TO GO
THROUGH AUTHORITIES BECAUSE OF MY MURDER RAP AND ARSON CHARGES..
SAYS IT
WILL COST A BIT OF MOOLAH..
I SUGGESTED THEY SHRINK ME AND PUT ME IN A MATCHBOX
AND GET ME THROGH CUSTOMS..BUT IF THEY
CANT
REPRODUCE MY FULL SIZE IN SAN FRANCISCO I WILL NEED
A BIG CHAIR AND A VERY LARGE MICROPHONE...
EUSTON..WE
HAVE A PROBLEM...
AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE...
BURT REYNOLDS(AT THE HAIRDRESSERS, WONT BE LONG)
March 10
MORE NONSENSE
TODAY I AM MOSTLY LISTENING TO, WE COULD DO FRENCH FILMS..
OH..BY THE WAY..A VERY NEW TVPS SONG..
AND IF YOU ARE NOT
GOOD I WONT LET YOU HEAR IT.!...
March 6
the italian nosey guy
i know exactly what you are saying..
its only when you are cruel and sarcastic to your loved one(or ones)
that it becomes
not nice..see me..
i have someone i love..she is far more intelligent than me i think..
i am lucky though because she..has,
till now, always forgiven me..
most mornings i wake up angry with the world..not people in general
but those who abuse
there power or privilege..
see..i can imagine me mat,victoria and who ever is in tvps being"pop stars" this year..
it
will happen but i dont think tvps in the "charts"
will change anything for me..but i know one thing ,
i am basically
a nice guy..just a guy and have lovely..
not many ..but lovely friends around me...
see all the people who our music
or come to the gigs ..
i count them all as friends..who needs fans when you can have friends?
happily i am in nice positive mood today/
please excuse my italian,see you soon,hasta la fister!(sorry)
treacy..monochrome city
March 6
the facts
AND THATS A FACT!
JESUS!,THE LAST SCARYLEXTRIC CAR I HAD..
WELL!.IT HAD A MINaTURE MARYLN MONROE DRIVING IT!
..WELL, SHE DROVE ME TO MY
POTTY!..
WACKY RACES?..THIS WHOLE CONNUMDRUM IS WACKY..
WHO ARE WE PLAYING NEXT?..SCOTLAND...CLEAN SHIRT AND MANNERS
IS ALL WE NEED..
OH AND SOME GIRLS WOULD BE NICE..ME?.I SETTLE FOR A BIT OF PORN.
OR A NICE GAME OF SOLDIERS..going
to buy cost cutters today(drink involved)
must go....wendy craig is doing for me today)
sir alex percolator
March 6
no more....
sorry ..today promise new song domino pizza will go mad!
no they are truly scrumptious..sunday..sun is shining and i am
very shiny too...
x
ps..be good children
March 5
LIFE AS WE KNe i have everything but nothinfgOW ......
me.You .i think about the world and that stuff..i only know this world..some wake up ..yea!
new day..some ..oh..shit..here
it comes again..
i am still thinking about it...see..i know i make fun..
and nasty to monochrome set(but still shit)
if you believe(you ar E WHAT YOU ARE... TREACLE
ok..hitler..another story..not to mention ROUGH TRADE
LOVE EVERYTHING
AND ONE TILL......PS MONOTONESET DID
March 5
TVPs tribute available for preorder
i hate all this bonus lp crap...limited edition or limited mentality?
x
March 5
££££££
I WAS GOING TO DOWN LOAD ANOTHER NEW TVP SONG
BUT DECIDED TO WATCH SOME PORN INSTEAD..
I CAN RECCOMEND PISS MOPS..ON
E-BAY..TA TA
X
March 4
i seriouly love you boys and ghouls
i wont ever be A POPSTAR OR SHIT..BIG DEAL SO what
March 4
magik
another one tonight for you sweet lovely people..if thats ok.....
no more i love yous..a sentimental one
x
March 3
My Dark Places
123 easy as abc!
March 3
i have had a serious breakdown not drugs scary but please dont worry me so much
i have my space all is well sorry not
funny today love you all x
February 25
NOW STOP IT
MY NEW PARKA IS AN INVISIBILITY PARKA..
I AM LISTENING TO SUICIDE...FUCKING AWESOME....
YOU KEEP THAT FLAME BURNING
DREAM BABY DREAM ....
February 23
madmodworld
today i start my first days work at Domino Pizza.
Think they will start me off in the kitchen,
though i hear there is
a vacancy in the typing pool.
after a small Dubonnet to toast our good fortune
i shall
return to my glass palace and listen to.
1 PURPLE HEARTS..MY LIFES A JIGSAW
2.THE CHORDS..NOW ITS GONE
3.TEENBEATS..I CANT CONTROL MYSELF
4.LAMBRETTAS..LISTEN,LISTEN,LISTEN.
5.KILLOMETERS..TWISTED WHEEL
6.DIRECT HITS..NAUGHTY LITTLE BOY
7.BACK TO ZERO..BACK TO BACK
8.DIRECTIONS..LIVE AT 101 CLUB
9.SQUIRE..WALKING DOWN THE KINGS ROAD
110,TIMES..THIS IS TOMORROW
AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE...COME ON SCUMCHESTER!
RICHARD AND JUDY X
February 22
now thats what i call ridiculous
£98! thats more than the monochrome set have ever earned in their long,
fine,respected but ultimately pointless career
!
...oh bet edward wishes he had a box under the bed!..
old wifes tales!..tracy emin and her bloke called around toay..
(not
joking.).me and tray do go back..
anyway nice couple of bottles of wine and kicked her out on her arse..
snow or no
snow!...jesus.!.mark.e.smith.!.
please i take some back..i am lissening to totally wired..
my god..he is so .so...so...something
different..
funny we never married..
and on
that note.. treacy(vice squad)
February 22
TVPSDVD
ALMOST FORGOT,WILL BE COMPILING THE DVD NEXT WEEK,
BRIAN(OUR NEWCASTLE CORROSPONDENT) HAS KINDLY CALLED TO SAY
HIS
MUM HAS FINISHED WASHING THE BOMB AND PAINTED WORD VIDEOS
AND APPARENTLY THEY HAVE COME OUT VERY NICE AND SHINY..
JUST
HAVE TO CONVINCE VICTORIA TO DO SOME RACY FILMING FOR THE NEW SINGLE,
VIDEO..AND THERE YOU HAVE IT..IN ALL SERIOUSNESS,
I IMAGINE WE WILL HAVE IT DONE WITHING 3 WEEKS..
I AM BUSY BUYING UP PROPERTY AT THE MINUTE SO BEAR WITH US.PHAEDRA
IS OUR NAME.
AND NOW,, ACTUALLY,
I'II GET ME COAT TOO....
February 22
now what have i done
see i was lucky,
i did not have one of those proud fathers who buy their prodigy son all
the trimmings from the souvenir
shop, a rattle and rosette,
and say, "now son ,this is your team!
..see my dad god bless him(and i am sure he did)
well we had the occasional kick about but he had me when he was
not in his prime but he loved his sport,sure,
Chelsea
was on our doorstep.a.girl on our estate went out with one of the glamorous players..
Alan Hudson..but my dad
took me to QPR and Fulham too..(technically i should be a Fulham fan.)
i was born in Fulham road...anyway, saw Chelsea,i
must have been six or seven,
i remember the anticipation and expectancy,i was scared of the police Horses.
and,.scared
of the right-back for
Chelsea!..Ron "CHOPPER" Harris,
i thought i c
